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Apr 05 2009

What Do We Do With Kim Jong-Ill? This Animal Has the Solution!

Published by politicalanimal under Politics Edit This

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The New York Times reports North Korea fired a Eunha-2 rocket earlier today in a brash show of defiance to the U.N. and the U.S.

According to KCNA, the official news agency of the rogue nation, the Eunha-2 (Don’t ask me to pronounce that!) successfully put a satellite into orbit only minutes after the lunch, but South Korean defense minister Lee Sang-hee says the rocket “appears to have failed to put a satellite into orbit.” Apparently the payload of the Eunha-2 is sleeping with the fishes right now in the deep watery depths of the Pacific Ocean. Continue Reading »

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Apr 04 2009

Screw the GOP, Senator! They Don’t Deserve You!

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There’s been some talk on the political grapevine that Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) might pull a Joe Lieberman (sort of) and run as an independent in 2010 because of the distinct possibility that he will lose the GOP primary to any one of the conservatives who have vowed to challenge him, including former Congressman and Club for Growth president Pat Toomey.

Many conservatives in the Keystone State are fed up with Sen. Specter because of what they see as his treasonous acts – namely, his support for Democratic initiatives such as the recent $787 billion spending bill. Continue Reading »

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Mar 26 2009

Jindal: It’s OK for Conservatives to Want Obama to Fail

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According to CNN, Louisiana governor and Right-wing rockstar Bobby Jindal told an audience of Republicans at a fundraiser Tuesday night that it’s ok for them to want President Obama to fail if they feel that his policies are putting the country in serious jeopardy.

Apparently the governor thinks the premise of the question – “Do you want the president to fail” – is the “latest gotcha game” that Democrats are using against members of the opposition party. Continue Reading »

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Mar 25 2009

Americans to AIG: Drop Dead

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AGI stands for “Association of Insufferable Goons.”

According to John Ward Anderson of Politico, a new Rasmussen survey reports more than one in four Americans think the
U.S. economy would be better off if the notorious insurance company American International Group were allowed to go out of business. Nearly 80 percent of respondents are opposed to giving another cent of bailout money to the firm. Continue Reading »

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Mar 24 2009

Republicans Hope to Profit From Dem Mistakes in 2010

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The Democrats have been in control of the legislative and executive branches of government for barely two months now and already it appears they are in a bit of a bad spot, what with the Roland Burris fiasco, the humiliating tax issues that have surrounded several of President Obama’s cabinet selections, the AIG bonus scandal, and the ongoing economic crisis. And soaring above the mess are the Republicans, with visions of another Congressional takeover dancing in their heads.

According to Politico writer Manu Raju, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) made this prediction shortly after Barack Obama assumed the presidency: Democrats would make big mistakes that would play into the Republicans’ hands going into the 2010 midterm elections. Continue Reading »

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Mar 23 2009

The Enemy Within: Sexual Assault in the U.S. Military

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The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have exacted an enormous physical and psychological toll on those who wear the uniform of the U.S. Armed Forces. Serving long tours in godforsaken places around the globe and getting shot at by the local folk tends to take a lot out of people. Since 9/11, many service members have been exposed to the stresses and dangers that often accompany the profession of arms during wartime, but female service members have had to deal with the added burden of unwanted attention and sexual violence at the hands of their male comrades. Continue Reading »

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Mar 22 2009

Palin Blasts Obama Over Special Olympics Remark

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Politico reports Alaska Gov. and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is taking President Obama out to the woodshed for comparing his poor bowling skills to the Special Olympics on “The Tonight Show” Thursday.

“I was shocked to learn of the comment made by President Obama about Special Olympics,” said the governor. “This was a degrading remark about our world’s most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world.” Continue Reading »

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Mar 21 2009

Obama vs. Palin: Who Would Win?

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The 2012 election may be a few years away, but people are already talking about potential match ups, and one contest that has been the center of speculation in recent months is President Barack Obama vs. Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Dianna Heitz of Politico reports that according to a new Public Policy Polling poll, the president would wipe the floor with the former Miss Wasilla if the election were held tomorrow. 55 percent of respondents said they would Continue Reading »

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Mar 20 2009

Inside Scoop on Former President Bush’s Upcoming Book!

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Politico reports former President George W. Bush is writing a memoir that will focus on the 12 toughest decisions he made while in office and has signed a book deal with Crown Publishing, a division of Random House.

The book will also cover Bush’s early life as well as his struggle to give up alcohol in favor of a more intoxicating and harmful elixir – religion. Continue Reading »

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Mar 19 2009

Nobody Really Sure Who Leads GOP, Report Says

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Question: What is the difference between the Republican Party and the Headless Horseman?

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